GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a car